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"Sometimes I wonder if people really like me. And then I go to South Korea…"

  • oNE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • U N D E R C O V E R A U
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN
Pepperony Scenes 1/?+ The Almost Kiss

hello-tom:

at some point i think pepper stopped thinking of him as tony stark and refers to him privately as tony stop

I shouldn’t be alive, unless it was for a reason.

Captain America needs my help.

 

Hi I’m Margot,

Robert Downey jr is stupid, and these two idiots ruin my life.
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The booty to my downey